What a great read. I did a similar article on my disgust of wrapping paper with a slightly different slant. It was also part of a story telling hour. If you care to read it is below.

https://bobdumont.medium.com/wrapping-paper-happy-jew-year-and-discovering-america-a2a8bf0d4ac2?sk=ae78bf4228f253cbbc139f75590715b1